*opens photobooth to take selfie*
"maybe some other time"
officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest u please step out of the vehicle
oh, that’s cute Westboro Baptist Church.
you don’t want to disclose where your founders funeral is going to take place. why? because a funeral is a personal thing, a mourning period for families and friends? you’d hate to have people angered by your beliefs and your practices protest your funeral, wouldn’t you? (✿≖︿≖)